What is the difference between "Complete" and "Finished"?

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED. . but there is:
 If you marry a good wife, you are Complete…

And If you marry a bad wife, you are Finished.
And if you marry a bad wife, devorced and marry again for the second time, but found that your wife is even worst than the first one, you are Completely Finished!
HK Snob

PS. I always mentioned to friends, that if you marry a good wife, you will become a poet, and if you marry a bad wife, you will become a philosopher.